How to prepare for an interview . . . or not.

So as many of you know, I have been fortunate through the years to be a full time stay at home mom, while working outside of the home part time. Over the years I have held some fascinating jobs that have provided quite a bit of insight into how the world works. But after all these years,  I am finding it time to look for a full time position outside of the home. This is proving to be another learning experience. Which of course, I would like to share with all of you . . .

This is how I prepared for an interview on Thursday. I think everyone who is in the market for a new job should take note of just how well prepared I was!

1.     Get plenty of rest. Most people who know me, know that I am a night person. I am lucky to sleep 5.5 hours on a good night. So after a day of substitute teaching, chauffeuring children to dance and baseball, and then getting a call for an interview, I thought it best if I went to bed early. I was so tired, I was sure to get plenty of sleep. With the alarm set for 6:00 am, I turned off the light at 11:07 pm. I was determined to sleep. I woke up at 4:40 am. Yep, I was ready to go.

2.     Be clear headed, avoid allergy medication. At least that was the plan. However, I woke up with a raging sinus headache. I took some Advil, thinking that would help with the headache part, but keep me lucid. I probably should have taken the allergy medication.

3.     Know what you are going to wear. I had this one nailed! I have the perfect interview outfit, which includes black pants. This means I didn’t need to shave when I showered. Saves plenty of time! I made sure I wore yoga pants and a t-shirt while making a healthy breakfast for my children, to avoid any messes. (It is only the third week of school, so this is still happening. By December, I will toss a box of cereal to them and tell them to enjoy). After going to the bus stop with the youngest, it was time to come home and finish getting ready. Hair, check. Make-up, check. Brush teeth again, check. Put on the perfect pair of pants, check. Oh, wait. My toe just caught on the hem, and tore out the hem to my pants. Where are the back up pair of pants?! Ugh. They are in the wash. No time to sew the hem. I didn’t shave my legs this morning so I can’t go with the skirt. Oh, wait, I found a safety pin! Perfect. Just pin the hem back up, and we are good to go.

4.     Know where you are going for the interview/Leave early. I so have this one nailed. I googled, and printed the directions for the interview. Even put the address in my phone so I would know how to get there, while avoiding the toll road. The allotted time of travel, 20 minutes. The interview was at 9:00, so I left at 8:10. I was definitely going to be early!

5.     Have a back up plan for directions. Traveling along at an excellent rate of speed, I was feeling confident about my journey to the interview. I was at a red light and confirming the directions. I went straight, just as the directions indicated. About 50 yards through the light, I came to the realization as to why I was the only one who went straight when the light turned green. There was a large orange and white barricade, with signage reading “ROAD CLOSED!” Apparently it had been closed a week or two ago, and will be closed for possibly a year or more by the looks of it. Time to find an alternate plan. This is when I was thankful to the powers that be, for a phone that has GPS, and talks to me.

6.     Leave a lasting impression. The interview was taking place at a high school at 9:00 am. At all of the other schools in the county I have visited, buses and cars enter school grounds through a shared entrance(s). However, I now know that following the school bus to this school was not the best option. Apparently there is an entrance for buses, and an entrance for cars. The good news . . . I remembered my rules of the road that my driving teacher my sophomore year of high school taught me. When I see a school bus with its stop sign out, and lights flashing, I need to stop. So there I was, behind four school buses, waiting for the students to finish getting off the bus. I’m sure the gentleman who worked for the school, who approached the car to talk to me is a very nice gentleman. However, as he opened his mouth to speak, and before any sound could be heard from him, I began to apologize! I was incredibly sorry for making a wrong turn, and that I had never been there before. He walked away with a smile. I think. Definitely left a lasting impression!

7.     Be like a Boy Scout, and be prepared for anything. Even vomit. Yes, I finally made it into the correct parking lot, and parked the car. As I stepped out of the car, I narrowly missed stepping in vomit. All the signs were looking favorable for this interview . . .

8.     Arrive early, and be flexible in the schedule. The interview was scheduled for 9:00, and I walked into the office at 8:50. It was then I found out, the folks doing the interview, had a meeting at 9:15. The interview started early, and was finished by 9:15.

9.     Keep a sense of humor. In my mind, I walked away from the interview laughing, with my headache intact. Not sure what the interviewers thought. Sure, I would love to get the job, but I know I wasn’t completely myself Thursday. So I will chalk this up as another new experience . . . and a story that makes me smile.

So tell me . . . how do you prepare for an interview?!